keenely: (n014)
nancy wheeler. ([personal profile] keenely) wrote 2022-12-23 07:30 am (UTC)

You're trying to tell me that you think me sitting on your passenger side wearing a onesie would be just as distracting as if I wore tiny shorts? Really?

And I'm just being honest! Realistic, even. Practical.
Which is why I'm saying now that while parking at the quarry first sounds good in theory? The reality is that my impulse control is truly at its lowest right now, and I would really rather not live in a world where Officer Callahan knows what my boobs look like just because someone tipped him off about a steamed-up car being parked there.

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