Ohh, fine. Good thing I didn't get my hopes up for a cup of Nautical Neapolitan with extra hot fudge to share with you after, if we don't get caught. :c
[ she's joking.
she's probably joking. ]
You're asking me to ruin the mystery right now, you know that? But if I'm still moving on you way too slow by the time you've gone from "you're being such a brat" to "quit being such a brat" to digging your heels into the mattress and holding my hips really tight and saying my name in that voice that's usually what I'm gunning for.
It would be pretty ironic, wouldn't it? If I was actually a vampire. Which I'm not. I like kissing and biting your neck in a very normal way.
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[ she's joking.
she's probably joking. ]
You're asking me to ruin the mystery right now, you know that?
But if I'm still moving on you way too slow by the time you've gone from "you're being such a brat" to "quit being such a brat" to
digging your heels into the mattress and holding my hips really tight and saying my name in that voice
that's usually what I'm gunning for.
It would be pretty ironic, wouldn't it?
If I was actually a vampire.
Which I'm not.
I like kissing and biting your neck in a very normal way.